javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via fussingbother)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via sarahs-a-horrible-detective)

  • Baby: m...m...mmmm
  • Mom: What is it sweetie?
  • Baby: mmm
  • Mom: Mama? Is it Mama?
  • Baby: MMMMMMMM WHATCHYA SAAAAAYYYY

aphrodisijack:

stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror

(via mysestraangryangel)

  • Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
  • Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

(via eponinestark)

jackthebard:

be careful driving down this road

it’s full of plotholes

(via deliverusfromsburb)